My Impossible Christmas Wish List

If it were possible to have anything I wanted, this would be my Christmas wish list:

1. A full night's sleep. I envy all you people who get one. Don't take it for granted!
2. A clean house. I never seem to catch up.
3. Zero crickets--dead or alive--in my house.
4. Cooler weather. Just when I was enjoying the rain, it stopped. After one day. Now it's back to too warm. Not that I'm complaining too much, cuz I know some of you would trade places with me, but it's winter, for goodness' sake! I've gotten used to having white Christmases for the last three years.
5. The Ford to be permanently fixed. Selling it would bring in nothing.